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House of the Insane

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking bastard!!!

Name:
Monty
External Services:
  • montythemobster@livejournal.com
I am a psychologically challenged black bear.
People don't like me very much.
I don't like people very much...
I only drink vodka.
I have arranged the 'downfalls' of seventeen
celebrities...
I taught Martin Blank everything he knows.
I dated Mrs. Peele.

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

I now have a bot. Talk to her.

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=c4c4e9329e34983a

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